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This time her prayer is a passionate one that her credit card will not be maxed out. In case you think it is over, think again. Finally it is on to the next store to begin the process all over again. This is a very time consuming religion. It will not wait for next Sunday, only the next possible opportunity to begin the sacraments again. This is far from the religious connotations many women place upon the cherished act of shopping. In this sanctimonious act a lady will spend hours at each store searching for something she needs or even something she does not. Then a great deal of time is spent in the dressing room praying to the posterior fairies in a great hope that the outfit will accent her derriere in such a manner as to not “make my butt look big”. Next, more time must be spent finding additional items in order to build a whole new wardrobe around the one piece she has finally decided to purchase. After that she heads to the counter to purchase the item (s) she has chosen and it is time to pray again. This is obviously not a religion most men choose to accept, so we hurry our women along, often finding frustration in her desire to assert her beliefs on us. Dean, however, had the right idea; at least in the movie “All in a Night’s Work” with Shirley McClain. When his character, looking for an afternoon of romantic interlude, asks Shirley’s character what she wants to do with the afternoon, her response is disheartening to say the least: “Shopping”, she replies. Although visibly disappointed, he offers the services of his car and driver to escort Ms. McClain’s character about; a perfect move.

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